Essa história eu lembrei lendo o blog da Senhorita Amora (http://demeamoras.blogspot.com/).
Estavamos em 5 amigos.
Sentamos no rei da Batida para tomarmos umas biritas.
O garçom, muito educado, se aproximou e cada um pediu a sua batida: 2 de Maracujá, uma de coco e uma de abacaxi.
Só o Jorge ficou na dúvida.
Ele olhou o cardápio…olhou…olhou….e finalmente achou o que queria. Feliz da vida, fez o seu pedido:
- Eu quero essa aqui: champanhe com pêssego.
Na hora, o garçom arregalou dois puta olhões, respirou fundo e soltou um berro:
- O QUEEEE??!!!!!!!CE SÓ PODE TA DE BRINCADEIRA, NÉ MEU AMIGO. DA LICENÇA, VIU!!!!
E assim, indignado, o garçom fechou o bloco de anotações e foi embora.
Voltou minutos depois com 4 batidas. Colocou gentilmente cada uma na mesa e, por fim, olhou nos olhos do Jorge e perguntou muito sério:
- Já escolheu a sua?
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espero ter entendido, se entendi foi engraçado, se não acabo de criar uma nova piada ¬¬
asuidhsauihdui
Cara, não existe sair de casa pra tomar alguma coisa com champanhe e fruta! Só se vc for ao batizado da vizinha ou bodas de ouro da avó....
Minha amiga já dizia: se vai pedir morango com leite fica em casa!
Beijo
*Lala*
HAHAHAHA.
muito boa!!!
aliás esse blog me diverte muito!
alguem avisou pra ele que era uma bebida de bicha?rsrsrs
daki a poco ele pede um cosmopolitan com umas castanhinhas...
homem tem q beber cerveja poooooorraa..batida, vinho quentew
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sumiu de la hein!como sempre ¬¬
oras
porque tinha no cardápio então?
oO
Qual é o Probelam? PQP MH.. Sério.. Problema sexual e alcoolatra do teu amigo.. eu com certeza teria feito queixa com o gerente com uma reação dessas do garçom
Confesso que não entendi..
Não estava no cardapio??
Vim retribuir a visita e tô rindo mto com o post anterior.
Gostei daqui, vou voltar sempre!!!
Beijo
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Gente, essa foi uma das historias mais loucas da minha vida. E pior que eu omito um fato... se não ninguém ia acreditar....mas la vai.
Depois que o Jorge pediu a sua batida gay...o garçom não só deu um esporro como saiu do bar, atravessou a rua e foi dar uma telefonema num orelhão (sbe-se la pra quem)
A GENTE ACHOU QUE ELE IA CHAMAR A POLICIA.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Ate hj a gente nao entendeu a reação dele. mas a gente caga de rir quando lembra disso.
E no final o Jorge pediu uma batida mais tradicional!
E o mais louco é que a porra da batida de CHAMPANHE E PESSEGO tinha no cardapio...mas o garçom simplesmente nao admitia que alguem pedisse essa aberração
(o que, cá entre nós, eu concordo. rsrsrs)
eihaaheihiaoehiaiho que garçom louco!!! eu ia mesmo era beber em outro lugar ahuehauehauh
Pq? Pq?
Champagne com pêssego é bom....
Que cara mal humorado.... rsrsrssr
Háháhá, seeeeeensacional!!! E não sei se você lembra que o garçom NÃO foi embora para o bar de volta. O cara, depois de pegar os pedidos e ter ficado puto, foi a um orelhão do outro lado da rua, lembra? Só depois é que ele voltou ao bar prá fazer o pedido. Puta maluco!!!
Esse garçon é folgado. Eu teria fuzilado ele à la Roberto Justus e ia disparar: - VOCÊ ESTÁ DEMITIDO!
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q booom né..q vc eh um homem "consciente" nesse quesito..asuhasuh
se joooga na chapex méolbeim..hahahah
e seu blog é mto legal tbm...tem umas situações engraçadas demais..shauhasu
bjuss
além de ser uma bebida pouco "macha" ainda devia ser com espumante demi-sec ou moscatel... ARGH!!!!!!
caracolis....que legal receber um comentario seu no meu blog....
Me amarro quando vc posta algo...tenho certeza que ao ler vou dar boas risadas....
vlw....bjoka
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E cada um no seu quadrado.
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Obrigada pela visita, vou te "linkar" nos meus dois blog's.
Depois passa lá.
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foi boa :P
E obrigada pela visita no meu blog,e volte sempre ;)
Beijo
O cara fez é certo.
Bebida de biba da porra...
hahahaha
Abraço, mh!
E que disparate desse seu amigo, viu?
Espero que isso não se repita.
E tenho dito.
MH,(Bandys)
rsrsrsrs
Eu ja entro aqui rindo, mas hoje o papo é sério...
O Vô jamais pediria batida...o teu também não huahuahuahua.
Quanto a roubar o texto tem problema nenhum não, mas usar o BANDYS, tem que ter a devida "otorização". rsrs
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Taí o codígo, huahuahuahua
Se decifrar pode começar a assinar hoje, rsrsrsrs
MH,
por tu ser meu amigo vou dar diquinha ☺=rsrsrs
Beijos
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qndo contam é engraçado,mas só nós q temos cabelos cacheado ou crespos sabemos como é viver com eles..suhasuhas..booom eu pelo menos tinha...a raiz era meio lisa,mas ele era cacheado...nunca gostei d cabelo liso,mas me cansei e me rendi a progressiva.. sausaushauh
bjusss
MH, quase Bandys, kkkkk
Ta lembrado disso?
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Quem mandou tu escolher a veia??
rsrsrsrs
Agora não tenho como ajudar...mas ó é quase isso, rsrsrs
beijos no ♥ huahuhuah mais uma diquinha
kakakkaka... champagne com pêssego é denunciador..uhuhuhuhuhuuhuuh
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hehehehe
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Huahuahua
Engraçado o episódio, apesar da minha "lerdeza" e demorei um pouco p entender, mas a galera me ajudou a decifrar o tão grande mistério das bebidas.
Vlw pela visita ao meu blog e volta sempre, tah!
Bjuss!!!
O Jorge pode!
Eu, hein... garçon maluco! hahaha
Só porque a bebida era meio fresca, não queria fazer pro cara! Tava no cardápio por que então? haha
Beijos
Esse sim é um garçom com atitude. Foi praticamente uma ofensa à honra dele e de todos à volta, afinal. Huahahahahahahaha!
Uma nova página do Bestiário do Palácio está online, hoje. E tem tbm enquete, por lá.
Grande abraço.
huahuahuahuaua
Gostei do blog, com bastante humor, voltarei aki mais vezes!!!
Obrigadinha pelo comentário lá no meu blog...
^^
BjO.
oi,
Vim agradecer o comentario e dar uma olhadinha no seu blog...
Obrigada pelo elogio, mas nas aulas de redação sempre ganho nota baixa...
Acho que só no blog meus textos ficam legais...
E nossa adorei seu blog realmetne...
Não consigo parar de lê-lo...
Adorei mesmo...
E volta sempre lá...
=*
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... vô te contar, ser garçon é como ser policial hj em dia, falta de opção só pode...
alguns se sentem da tua familia e só faltam sentar à mesa com vc, outros com uma educação do caramba.
o bom é que tanto um quanto outro rendem bons posts. =D
bjok filho.
é os segurançinha lá... '¬¬
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Essa bebida é pra fracos ehaeuahuehaeua
Muito boa a história.
abraços
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Coitado.... pq ele não pode usufruir das bebidas gay???
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Acho q eu tinha dado um berro igual ao garçom....
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Nd haver qual o problema da bebida dele?? Eu gosto... rsrsrs Mas tipo, essa bebida devia estar no cardapio de sacanagem. O dono do estabelecimento apostou com os garçons: qnd alguém pedir esse drink vc perde a gorjeta. O graçon ficou puto por causa disso. rsrsrsrsrs
Eu e minhas conclusões... Tipo a dos acenos.
Obrigada pelas visitas.
Bjoks
hahahahahahaa, o engraçado é que tu fala duas vezes que ele foi super GENTIL!
ta de brincadeira, neh?
bjuxxx!!!
Mh,(Ban)
agora serio,
Tu mandou irmão ou primo la no esconderijo?
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num precisava!! eu te falava o que era a gravatinha...
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Ai, eu amo batida de champanhe e pêssego!! Se eu posso pq o Jorge não pode???
Beijos!
não entendi!
não existia a tal batida com pessego?
ahauau
bjs
Ué...Acho que se ele fosse mulher o garçom naum ia ficar tão abalado.
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Eu to mesmo é uma onça...
rsrsrsr
So agora to recuperando meus arquivos....
rsrsrs
Ah aproveitando ...vou te pedir de presente um pen drive mais potente que o meu e um despertador ( assim eu nao chego atrasada em nenhuma reuniao)
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Bjao!!!
Olha tem cada uma que a gente passa nessa vida que vou te contar...Independe de ser ruim,, de ser p bicha ou p homem, esse garçon não aprendeu que o cliente tem sempre razão? rsrsrsr
Hahahahahaha
Será que a Lei seca se aplica para tais frescuras?
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Abç!
Porra MH, se eu pedisse essa bebida tudo bem, agora seu amigo é fogo ne...é bebida de menina!!
Parece até que eu tô vendo seu amigo encolhido na cadeira, tentando adivinhar "o que fiz de errado?" Ninguém merece. hahaha
Bjos.
MH, francamente, todo mundo vai beber cachaça e o maldito pede Champanhe com pêssego?
Certeza que mais tarde ele deu em cima de você.
Empregado de merda. Odeio essa raça! Por isso vão passar o resto da vida servindo.
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