terça-feira, 29 de julho de 2008

REI DAS BATIDAS

Essa história eu lembrei lendo o blog da Senhorita Amora (http://demeamoras.blogspot.com/).

Estavamos em 5 amigos.
Sentamos no rei da Batida para tomarmos umas biritas.
O garçom, muito educado, se aproximou e cada um pediu a sua batida: 2 de Maracujá, uma de coco e uma de abacaxi.
Só o Jorge ficou na dúvida.
Ele olhou o cardápio…olhou…olhou….e finalmente achou o que queria. Feliz da vida, fez o seu pedido:

- Eu quero essa aqui: champanhe com pêssego.

Na hora, o garçom arregalou dois puta olhões, respirou fundo e soltou um berro:

- O QUEEEE??!!!!!!!CE SÓ PODE TA DE BRINCADEIRA, NÉ MEU AMIGO. DA LICENÇA, VIU!!!!

E assim, indignado, o garçom fechou o bloco de anotações e foi embora.
Voltou minutos depois com 4 batidas. Colocou gentilmente cada uma na mesa e, por fim, olhou nos olhos do Jorge e perguntou muito sério:

- Já escolheu a sua?

133 comentários:

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Garotas de Vinte e Poucos disse...

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Natyx Lisboa disse...

alguem avisou pra ele que era uma bebida de bicha?rsrsrs

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Darshany L. disse...

oras
porque tinha no cardápio então?

oO

Tyr Quentalë disse...

Qual é o Probelam? PQP MH.. Sério.. Problema sexual e alcoolatra do teu amigo.. eu com certeza teria feito queixa com o gerente com uma reação dessas do garçom

Anônimo disse...

Confesso que não entendi..

Não estava no cardapio??

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MH disse...

Gente, essa foi uma das historias mais loucas da minha vida. E pior que eu omito um fato... se não ninguém ia acreditar....mas la vai.

Depois que o Jorge pediu a sua batida gay...o garçom não só deu um esporro como saiu do bar, atravessou a rua e foi dar uma telefonema num orelhão (sbe-se la pra quem)

A GENTE ACHOU QUE ELE IA CHAMAR A POLICIA.
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Ate hj a gente nao entendeu a reação dele. mas a gente caga de rir quando lembra disso.

E no final o Jorge pediu uma batida mais tradicional!

MH disse...

E o mais louco é que a porra da batida de CHAMPANHE E PESSEGO tinha no cardapio...mas o garçom simplesmente nao admitia que alguem pedisse essa aberração

(o que, cá entre nós, eu concordo. rsrsrs)

Aprendiz do amor disse...

eihaaheihiaoehiaiho que garçom louco!!! eu ia mesmo era beber em outro lugar ahuehauehauh

Renatinha disse...

Pq? Pq?
Champagne com pêssego é bom....
Que cara mal humorado.... rsrsrssr

Anônimo disse...

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Lisa disse...

além de ser uma bebida pouco "macha" ainda devia ser com espumante demi-sec ou moscatel... ARGH!!!!!!

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E obrigada pela visita no meu blog,e volte sempre ;)

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Isaque Viana disse...

O cara fez é certo.
Bebida de biba da porra...


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Isaque Viana disse...

E que disparate desse seu amigo, viu?
Espero que isso não se repita.
E tenho dito.

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MH,(Bandys)
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R Lima disse...

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Engraçado o episódio, apesar da minha "lerdeza" e demorei um pouco p entender, mas a galera me ajudou a decifrar o tão grande mistério das bebidas.

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Anônimo disse...

O Jorge pode!

*Raíssa disse...

Eu, hein... garçon maluco! hahaha
Só porque a bebida era meio fresca, não queria fazer pro cara! Tava no cardápio por que então? haha

Beijos

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Esse sim é um garçom com atitude. Foi praticamente uma ofensa à honra dele e de todos à volta, afinal. Huahahahahahahaha!

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Mandy disse...

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Obrigadinha pelo comentário lá no meu blog...

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Srtª Amora disse...

... vô te contar, ser garçon é como ser policial hj em dia, falta de opção só pode...

alguns se sentem da tua familia e só faltam sentar à mesa com vc, outros com uma educação do caramba.

o bom é que tanto um quanto outro rendem bons posts. =D
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Daydreamer disse...

é os segurançinha lá... '¬¬
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Richardson Porto disse...

Essa bebida é pra fracos ehaeuahuehaeua

Muito boa a história.

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angel red disse...

Nd haver qual o problema da bebida dele?? Eu gosto... rsrsrs Mas tipo, essa bebida devia estar no cardapio de sacanagem. O dono do estabelecimento apostou com os garçons: qnd alguém pedir esse drink vc perde a gorjeta. O graçon ficou puto por causa disso. rsrsrsrsrs
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Obrigada pelas visitas.
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Mariana Lafuente disse...

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Ana Amelia Teixeira disse...

ta de brincadeira, neh?

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ღ mey ♥¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨♥ღ disse...

não entendi!
não existia a tal batida com pessego?

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Alessandra Castro disse...

Ué...Acho que se ele fosse mulher o garçom naum ia ficar tão abalado.

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Jannice Dantas disse...

Olha tem cada uma que a gente passa nessa vida que vou te contar...Independe de ser ruim,, de ser p bicha ou p homem, esse garçon não aprendeu que o cliente tem sempre razão? rsrsrsr

Anônimo disse...

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Ana disse...

Porra MH, se eu pedisse essa bebida tudo bem, agora seu amigo é fogo ne...é bebida de menina!!

Dedinhos Nervosos disse...

Parece até que eu tô vendo seu amigo encolhido na cadeira, tentando adivinhar "o que fiz de errado?" Ninguém merece. hahaha
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Fernando Ramos disse...

MH, francamente, todo mundo vai beber cachaça e o maldito pede Champanhe com pêssego?

Certeza que mais tarde ele deu em cima de você.

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